Three Steps to an Artificial Turf Field at Your School According to Michael Doran

1.  Schedule a concert for the school athletic field.

2.  Plan for 3000 guests sitting on the field, don't worry about using those pesky stadium seats.  Also pray for a bit of rain, so the field will really be destroyed.

3.  Go to the County Council and the Maryland National Parks and Planning Commission and beg for a new artificial turf field because of the poor condition of your field.

Ooops, the school has already started begging for the field.  You can read the comments here.  Someone forgot to tell the players about the gameplan.

I knew there must be something more to the politically so incorrect  Wootton HS-TunedIn Rock the Vote concert cosponsored by B'Nai Brith Youth Organization.